My Fellow Deletees and The Cyberbullied Sisters

Athena

Your pictures are wonderful

I wish I had a cat.  Sadly, I'm stuck with a butt-barking dog.

Cats aren't much better - I have 3 and whenever the litter box is unacceptable (even though I scoop as soon as they poop), there is poop outside the box - this morning, right on the bedroom rug.  I always blame DH for not changing it as frequently as they want.  They misbehave and DH gets yelled at - the way it should be.

Hahahaha!  I love cats!  My daughter's cat is a pretty princess and never does a thing wrong, unless a cat can Love Too Much.  She'll handle all your microdermabrasion needs with her scrubby little tongue. Maybe I should rent her out?

Hey Daisy - how are you doing? We've been missing you!

Edited to add that Athena has asked us (again) not to discuss this. So, please start a new thread! Thanks

Wow!  I came on here after refusing to watch another "nothing" tv thing with DP and I missed all the good stuff.  Good thing Althena got her big cats out to tame things down or Melissa would really be ready to get us in the morning.  And "I" wasn't a part of it all!  For once I was out of the "This is What Happens when you take Arimidex" soap opera!  And I think most of you aren't even on Arimidex!  Must be all that healthy food you are eating like the lettuce and spinach (ugh!) giving you the energy to go into combat.  Isn't life glorious when the Mods are asleep or watching the Mardi Gras parades and we can have our wonderful "free for alls"?

Athena:  Your animal photos are gorgeous!  But I really want to see a photo of Enjoyful's dog who barks out of his butt!  "E"  you can make big bucks with a dog like that.  Take him on the road and let him or her do their "butt barking" for an audience.  Lady Gaga is asking over $200 for tickets to her show this weekend (My DD is going with her friend) and I bet even "she" can't do that trick!  Thank goodness she can't or the tickets would go for double!  My DD has a gorgeous Himalayan cat but she can't do anything with her butt but lay on it.  Can't make any money out of that cat but we do love her!

Remember ladies the secret word is "be nice" no matter how angry you get.  Do it with a smile!

Athena,

Cats are wonderful, but they are basically know-it-all vengeful little furballs.  I think every cat I have had (8 in total, no more than 3 at a time) has "had an accident" when the litter box wasn't up to their standards (which are pretty dang high).  We had one that would get so POed about the litter box, he would make certain we were watching him and then he would "have an accident" on the dining room rug or the towel on the floor in the bathroom.  It led to being ostracised for at least a day or two, but in his opinion, it was worth it.  Needless to say, DH always got yelled at.  I am input manager and he is output manager.  It's just how we split the duties.

Just because the name offends me.  The Lizard KIng Never Lies!

Phasers on ignore.

Medigal -

I only wish she barked out of her butt!  She barks AT her butt because it hurt her a few weeks ago.  The problem was, ahem, rectified but she still worries about it.  Hence the barking.  Hence the xanax (for me!).

FRACTURED FAIRY TALE

There was once a beautiful maiden named blue. And it came about that she had DBS antennas implanted in her head that gave her magical superpowers.

One lovely day she was sitting around with a cold and a bad cough thinking to herself "I need to stop hacking my lungs up long enough to go get in and check my emails and PMs". And the magic antenna transmitted that message out into the vastness of the universe.

But in one small corner of the kingdom the receivers were malfunctioning. The message was thought to be "blue is hacking our emails and PMs". Panic ensued throughout the land. Rumors flew through the air on a flight of fantasy. And it was bad.

And it was all blue's fault for having those super duper antenna. And a hacking cough.

And the receivers still have not been repaired.

THE END