a little holiday humor

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cookiegal
cookiegal Member Posts: 3,296
edited June 2014 in Lymphedema

I have to watch out for the pine needles so I don't get lympha-TREE-ma

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  • Suzybelle
    Suzybelle Member Posts: 920
    edited December 2010
    Groan...I am worried about you, cookie...Tongue out
  • 3jaysmom
    3jaysmom Member Posts: 4,266
    edited December 2010
    careful cokkie gal..3jays
  • Suzybelle
    Suzybelle Member Posts: 920
    edited December 2010

    Cookie's joke reminded me of some of my faves...

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?      U-nique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?    The 'tame' way.

    What did the goldfish say when it hit the concrete wall?

    Dam.

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited December 2010
    GRRRRROAN..............HEHEHEHEHE.Laughing
  • Suzybelle
    Suzybelle Member Posts: 920
    edited December 2010

    I know, Sharon, I know.  And I know that you are shocked to find out that I love me some corny jokes.  Tongue out

    I love that bubble gum with the jokes printed on it...is it Bazooka???  Can't remember.  It's specifically geared toward 4th grade boys...I'm not sure what this says about me that I love it so much.

  • KittyDog
    KittyDog Member Posts: 1,079
    edited December 2010
    Laughing thanks for the good laugh.
  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited December 2010

    I liked this one:

    Isn't it scary that DOCTORS call what they do "PRACTICE"?

  • riley702
    riley702 Member Posts: 1,600
    edited December 2010

    A Little Christmas Story, for those who have forgotten or never knew the origin of this little Christmas tradition.


    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

    When he went out to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were sick and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
     
    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

    And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not very many people know this.

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited December 2010
  • riley702
    riley702 Member Posts: 1,600
    edited December 2010
  • inspiewriter
    inspiewriter Member Posts: 876
    edited December 2010
    Merry Christmas you guys Laughing

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