Our Escape
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Morning Checkum. I hope you are taking things easy.
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gentle gentle hugs Checkum! Hoping for quick and uneventful healing.
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a buggy ride in Cuba
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Shot caught off the highway last summer
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OK - so yahoo the drain is finally out. Although, I did finally have a meltdown at the Onc's office while I was in to get my zometa treatment. I really think this tamoxifen makes me crazy. Plus, I am just in a pit of dispair (I guess) reeling from another surgery that I did not want, a new boss that sucks, work sucks, everything pretty much sucks. So now the onc thinks I should try effexor. I just read through that Faith is having a tough time with it... so we shall see what the weekend brings. I start it today. I can't say that I am thrilled to have yet another drug to throw in my body. But, if it gets me out of the pits - then I guess that is a good thing.
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Checkum anti-depressants are many and you may have to try a couple of cocktails before you find one that works for you. I have been on them for over 20 years and couldn't have gotten through the crap I have without them.
Good luck with it!
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Checkuuuuuum! Whereintheworld are ya keeping yerself these days daaahling?? Thought 'bout calling cuzin Bubba Wayne to see if he's heared from ya, but I thank they're all out shooting guns in memory of heart day tomorrow.
I'm thanking Bubbawayne's been busy writin this here poem for his sweetie...
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.
You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.
And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.
'Cuz you married me back in '74.
Still them fellers at work they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can.
Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like no far ant upon which I oft' tread.
Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid,
You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
And when you get old like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart; It's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day,
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these will not do.
For you are too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odour,
Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor. -
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Coonie...... ya shouldn't have.......
I got the biggest kick out of the shaving arm-pits verse. I spent a lovely portion of my morning on that chore. LOLOLOL. Seriously!! I can't raise my right arm very high and have no feeling there when I try. It was a complete chore of extreme proportions -- but I thought it would impress my man and put him in a festive holiday mood.
The whole time I kept laughing and saying, this will be so much easier next month.
Checkum, how goes the Effexor? I never got beyond that first half-a-pill. It took me an entire week to get over all the list of side effects I experienced...... sure hope it's just the elixer for you!!!!
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Hey Faithie! Be really careful using razors for underarm shaving. Mine are still numb too, but my doctor told me to use electric razor. I guess it's safer that way. I think you'd be more likely to cut yourself with a regular razor and you probably wouldn't even feel it if it's still numb.
uugghhhhhhh this is part of our new normal life.........ain't it swell???
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Oh gosh Coonie! That is absolutely hilarious. LMBO. "Yo show have a way wit dem werds."
This looks like an appropriate place to 'escape' to on Valentine's Day.
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Cupid got me
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Oh gosh Mum, that is perfect!!!
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Nice pic.
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Coonie. AWESOME POEM!!! I heard about it on facebook and had to check it out. Thanks so much for the many laughs!!
Linda
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Do we fear that Connie is a closet redneck? OMG LMAO
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Heyyyyyyy Linda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good to see you girl! How are the boys? All three of the? How is DH's tongue?
Oh Mum!! That's a great picture!!! I'd sure love to be there right now.
Anybody seen Checkum?? I think I'm gonna have to get the duck out and hunt her down. Seems like ole #32 is able to find her. 'Course.....Sharon is a good captain too!!
Ohhhh the duck the duck!!! I found her!!
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LOLOL.....I'll be awatchin fer ye Sharon!! Awhhh ain't it good to see #32.....she's such a bewt:)
Merilee......LOL......yep, I've come out! of the closet that is.....I'm a born redneck..no more denying it.....hehe
Oh Checkuuuuuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROTFLMAO Coonie...u sur do gotz a way wid dem wirds...awwwww shucks. I am on week 2 of happy pills - still not feeling too happy but, your poem did make me sur smile!!!
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Happy Valentines Day all of my dahling Sistahs!
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Love the old 32!!!
Everyone is great. It's nice to see you again! I see so many of my old friends on facebook, now it's your turn to join.
I hope all is well with you and your family.
Linda
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Hahahha you were right Coonie. A sweet redneck poem and that ole duck brought Checkum out of hidin'. Happy Valentine's everyone.
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I'm just sitting here switching between the Olympics and NASCAR.. quiet day with the DH!
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checkum: the effexor is going ok??
so glad.
sure hope it starts "kickin in shortly"
xx00xx00xx00xx
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Awwhh golleeegeeeeze it's so good to see you Checkum! I'll be praying that happy pill takes effect real soon. Maybe once Spring is here we'll all feel better. I sure hope so!!
Hey Deb! Thanks for the chocolate!!! That ALWAYS makes me feel good:)
Oh!! I just need to clear something up. Just in case anybody thought I was half smart....I didn't write the poem.....but I DID find it on google.....LOL. At least I'm smart enough to search huh? Anyway....it got our Checkum back.........yeeeehaaaaaa!! Sharon's right....redneck poem and the bewt of a duck....who could resist?
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!! Hope you were all able to feel some love today!
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Love to see # 32 out and about. Coonie that was quite the poem.
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Awe thanks Mum!
Got any lovely escape pictures for us today?
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Taken during our last trip in cuba.
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