101 things you can do with foobies

A friend sent me this one a while ago:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

This is best for those of you who've had bilaterals since you'll get stereo sound!

My friend/former co-worker, who is 15 years post radical + prophylactic MX for Stage 3B BC, is (how do I say this?), a cheap drunk.  In fact,she and I are both notorious for being "total lightweights."  We get loopy after a half glass of wine. 

One of her foobies accidentally fell out at a work function years ago.  She laughed and put everyone else at ease, so everyone began to chuckle and that led to some hysterical stories being told.  Since then, if a party looks like a dud, she has been known to take one out and roll it down the floor.  Her little "party trick" has never failed to get folks to relax and have a good time!

A friend of mine came out of her bathroom after showering to find her granddaughter chewing on one of her foobs, that was left on the nightstand, like a teething ring. This story gets told frequently at our support group meetings for a good laugh.

Sheila

omg....this is the funniest thread ever....the i tit/teething ring/cell phone holder!

do they float?  maybe use them in place of a life jacket when on a boat.

Mine is pretty squishy (my $$$ silicon one, not the cheap fiberfill one I wear instead).  Maybe use it as one of those "stress-buster" things that you hold in your hand and squish back and forth?

Spare body part for a Halloween costume, placed just about anywhere?  (The self-sticking, adhesive kind would work best for that.)

[Sorry -- forgot to add this.  Beesie, that's HILARIOUS!  iTit?  Hah hah.  Gotta show my dh -- he's an avid Apple/Macintosh fan.  And, let's not talk about the drug-smuggling possibilities, okay?  I think TSA has already thought of that, but they're afraid to do anything about it.  So far, anyway....] 

otter 

I love this thread, i haven't laughed so much for weeks. i-tit indeed! Thank you all.

For stress-busting, you want to try testicular implants .....they are play-balls supreme. please don't ask how i know that.

PS i didnt mean they had to be implanted by the way. I might get to handle unusual stuff now and then but im not That sort of girl

Always thought that ice cream was the utlimate "butt enhancer".  Colleen

I was just fitted for my very first foob today ... feels kind of weird, but I love this thread.  I LOVE the iTit!  Okay, how about an icepack for the cooler, especially those new foobs with the 'cooling gel' things on the back side.

How long after surgery can you get foobs?  Are they heavy?  Does the bras look pretty?

Can someone please tell me how to copy/paste Beesie's post about the iTit?

I'm very untechie and would love to send this to a bc friend......

Thanks,

Sam

Sorry I lost this thread....  To put your boggling minds at ease, yes testicular implants are used for guys who have had cancer or other damage "down there" They're about the size of squash/snooker balls (Standard, Large, Superlarge, well nobody is going to ask for small are they!) and similar texture as the silicone boob implants. They sometimes need replacing. I guess it's not such a publicly-visible loss as a breast but it seems to bug them.

I'm thinking of getting myself some beanies, as the fibrepuff softie they gave me is irritating my skin post-rads, and it's too light to play with, it doesn't throw properly. But i'm dreading the day when the beany cover splits and there are zillions of tiny little electrostatic polybeads all over the room....

If you run out of balls at the coconut shy at the fair, it could double up as a ball is you have the sturdy,silicone 'chicken fillet' type!

Even before my BMx,i wore the chicken fillets in my bra as i had tiny boobs! LOL Makes a good noise if you whip one out and slap someone with it!