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What'd you say?? Sorry....I was in Elimar's livingroom checking out her tree decorations (chew/gulp). Cute tree!
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Cheetos C.S. I. -- there's always going to be some orange fingerprints. Thanks for turning yourself in, Barbe.
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O.K., here it is. There are three 'Snowballs" in the photo, try to find them.
I see a bare spot. Did one of you sneak in and think I wouldn't notice?.
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I think it was me, they looked so good on the tree, that I couldn't resist. Can you ever forgive me?
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Well if this doesn't turn you off of Cheetos nothin' will.
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Strictly G Rated:
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elimar, while I was checking out the cheeto snowballs, I picked up my present, you really shouldn't have, it was just what I wanted. My very own extra large bag of Cheetos.
Thanks,
Juannelle
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My DH just went to get me cheese and bean nachos, with peppers, salsa and whatever else he can get me. I am sure it will not be as good as Cheetos, but I will just have to suffer through it. Maybe I should have just but the cheese and peppers on the Cheetos and had Cheeto Nachos. That might be pretty good.
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pleasebeokay,you are sweet, just be there for your mom and tell her you love her
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My nachos were terrific, but boy did I have some terrible acid reflux. I didn't think I would ever get any sleep, because everytime I layed down it all wanted to come up. Maybe, I should have just stuck with Cheetos, they have never given me acid reflux. It was "Revenge of the Cheetos".
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Happy Birthday faithandfifty! I got you a cake.
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Hey, can our perfect man have orange skin and spots?
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Hmm, so far our ideal man has orange skin with spots, contacts for eye color to order, works as a Safeway truck driver delivering Cheetos of every imaginable variation, who is talented at Christmas decorating doing it just the way we want it done, He is often dressed only in chocolate or hot fudge sauce, depending on the temperature outside, will stick his tongue to a cold metal pole on a dare from one of the Lounge Ladies. He believes in lymphedema of all types and never assumes pain is all in our heads. He will have incredible eye lashes like faithandfifty's grandson. Now, the hair-the trail of hair a the belly button that leads down from the just-enough chest hair, and head hair just long enough to play with but not so long it looks girlish. Hmmm, time to go take a nap and pretend I'm not single and unpartnered for just a little while.
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Good summary Native-where oh where are we going to find him?
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Find? I thought we were constructing him? or is it them, since there are a few of us randy ladies here and we'd be too much for just one man. . .
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Well, other than the fact that he could not escort any one of us anywhere, maybe a virtual man is as close as we'll get. He'd be as far away as a click of the mouse.
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Don't forget the Val Kilmer lips. What are we going to call him?
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LOL, you gals are a blast. Heck, call him whatever you want. He'll have to respond to more than one name of course.
Edit to add.........all I want is more Cheetos.
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We could call him Cheetos!
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Oooh, Cheetos sound sooooo foreign and mysterious. I Like It.
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You must all be out with our boy-toy Mr. Cheetos.
Just wanted to pop in, to thank you all for the birthday cheer.
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The day has been perfect...... a full report when I catch my breath.
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Is that a cheeto in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Chanukah humor!
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Now I got it. thanks for the humor cookiegal.
Sheila
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Val Kilmer lips! Yes! How could I have fogotten that?
A virtual man--excellent idea! That will work just perfectly, won't it? And the mysterious, foreign sounding name is the crowning touch!
I'm proctoring an exam this morning an all the students are going to wonder what I keep smirking about. I really shouldn't stop in here before going to work. . .
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Can Mr. Cheetos' first name be Chester...in honor of all of our altered chests? An because his chest looks so good?
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Good Idea, and one would never suspect his wife or significant other of seeking the attentions of someone named Chester.
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Actually, the tiger's name on the Cheetos package IS Chester! LOL!
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And there you go!
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Chester is a Cheetah. Remember they made the snacks in PAW chapes for a while?
Chester...am I the only one who seems to recall a knock knock joke where the punch line was "Chester Z. Molester?" If so, my friends could have made that one up.
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