Free to Good Home (or not)

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Jane_M
Jane_M Member Posts: 1,549
edited June 2014 in Bonded by Breast Cancer

Free to Good Home (or not so good home)

One slightly used husband.  Employed in a secure job with great benefits.  However, will not work at home.  Housebroken, but does not know how to replace the toilet paper.  Capable of showering himself, but can't put dirty clothes in the hamper.  Is able to do laundry, but does not sort or fold.  Good cook, but won't go to grocery store and not very thrifty. Excellent e-bayer.  Loads dishwasher, but won't unload.  Can spot the headlight to a 32 Ford a mile away but can't see a dirty floor beneath his feet.  Messy and unorganized.  Not very communicative unless talking about old cars or motorcycles.  Will consider trade for teenager, goat or pot-bellied pig.

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