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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited June 2009

    Without this little kids, There wouldnt be joyful a Christmas, Birthday full of happiness.

    A tears that we can always wipe or Artwork we dont understand, but its beautiful              Childern are a very special gift.

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited June 2009

    I was told by a child that she was very old, Turned 7.

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  • JewelTXakaLinda
    JewelTXakaLinda Member Posts: 120
    edited June 2009

    This is a true story about my grandson Ryan who is 3

    I take him to the park to teetertotter, and he will always say,  Mi Mi I want to titty totter LOL 

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  • hollyann
    hollyann Member Posts: 2,992
    edited June 2009

    Alaska Deb I sure do miss you!.........

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  • hollyann
    hollyann Member Posts: 2,992
    edited June 2009

    My brother told me I was found under a cabbage leaf...Guess that makes me the Original Cabbage Patch Kid!........

    When my daughter was small she had hearing problems and couldn't say monster...Her word was monker......And she couldn't say truck she would say FRuck!!!.........My hubby thought she was cursing.....She DID pick up my bad habit of saying Oh S**t!!!!.....LOL

    ROFL!  I love the titty totter!!!.......

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited June 2009

    Alaska Debbie, Someone move you way in the back. I would miss the  Kids sayings.

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited June 2009

    Some kid ask, When he gets to heaven is everyone smiling

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

     Child ask me how God can hear  and understand what everyone says, Sometimes I dont

    understand my mom.

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  • kjbell
    kjbell Member Posts: 974
    edited July 2009

    When my son was about 4, we went thru a line at Walmart and the cashier had very beautiful, long blonde hair. My son looked at me and whispered "is that Cinderella"?

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    My Nephew was watching TV and saw this big man lifting weights

    and ask if thats what he is going to have to do when he grows up.

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    Did the stork put me down the chimney was I was born?

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    I can do anything you can cause I am big now. 4 year old told me

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    I loved to watch Art Linkletter as he had the kids on,

    them would say the funniest  things

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited September 2009

    Alaska Deb, You are missed here, Hope we can keep your

    line going.

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  • CapeBretongirl
    CapeBretongirl Member Posts: 364
    edited September 2009

    bump

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  • kbugmom
    kbugmom Member Posts: 15,189
    edited September 2009

    My oldest grand said today that they have lots of books on founding Fathers. She wants some on founding Mothers. Said that would be fair.

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  • kbugmom
    kbugmom Member Posts: 15,189
    edited September 2009

    My grand said grandma Megan is firing me. They were playing like they had jobs. Model, banker, Mom ,Nanny and such. Jordan she was a nanny at that time. I said tell Megan that she can't fire you for you are the best nanny in the whole wide world. I hear her go in the other room and tell what I said. So she was not fired thanks to me. lol

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  • Dawnbelle
    Dawnbelle Member Posts: 696
    edited September 2009

    Standing in line at grocery store....Catholic Priest in line behind me.....someone passed some gas and it was BAD! My son, then about 4....looks at me & says at the top of his little lungs..

    "Ewwwwwww! Mommy! Did you poop your pants AGAIN!!!???"

    "Forgive me, Father" just wasn't enough.

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  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 8,458
    edited September 2009

    When my son and his friend were about 3 and just recently toilet trained, they were playing in my house while my husband wa listening to the news. He told me, "There's been a big accident on Highway #443 just now". The two little boys were saying, "Oh no! a big accident!" and then one of them said, "But we're BIG BOYS. We don't have 'accidents' ".

    My son is 17 now but believe me I'll never forget that!

    Leah

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited September 2009

    I was with a family down the street, They had a special

    barbecue for the family, A newborn was the reason.

    The little girl I knew I ask her how much she loved me

    A whole lot! she said, What about baby? a whole lot!

    What about big brother? well (pause), Some what

    alot, she said.

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  • kbugmom
    kbugmom Member Posts: 15,189
    edited September 2009

    My grandson who is three was riding with me the other day. H esaid grandma there is a dump truck. I said it sure is ,he said follow that truck. I said no he said well grandma you are catching up with it.

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited September 2009

    My Nephew when he was 4 ask his dad where he came from.

    A stork left you are the door one day.

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  • kbugmom
    kbugmom Member Posts: 15,189
    edited September 2009

    My grand says tuna tastes so good. I told her it sure stinks. I said you need to eat some green veggies and she said no they are yuck. Go figure.

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  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited September 2009

    My little brother ask my Dad one day

    If God had a bowling alley.  Why cause

    someone told him when God get a strike

    thats when you hear the thunder.

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  • kbugmom
    kbugmom Member Posts: 15,189
    edited September 2009

    Foots that is so cute.

    One of my grands said today can I see this show. She didnt know what it was called. I said that is The Banana Splits that I watched as a kid. She said I like this show her sister hates it . Go figure.

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  • sandyincalifornia
    sandyincalifornia Member Posts: 7
    edited February 2010

    I have to say...I was a preschool teacher (HeadStart) and I constantly was laughing because of the things the kids said.  One of my favorites was right after the movie "Twister" came out this little 4 year old boy told me that he had seen a movie about a cow that gets sucked up by a tomato.  Now if you have seen this you'll remember the  cow that was flying by in the tornado.  I'll never forget that one and I can still see his face with wide eyes telling me.

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited August 2011

    Hi Ladies...........sure you will appreciate this........told it on another thread

    My husband died at 57.......one of my grandsons was 4 at the time...........his Mom, and another daughter would come over everday to keep me company ................so one day my grandson said to me  ...."Nannie, you really do miss Poppie don't you"................I said "yes Joey I do"...........he then said "I know you do Nan...................that is why........every night..... when I go to bed, and say my prayers..........I pray for you to die.............so you can be with Poppie............that boy is now 26, and we still tell him the story....................

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  • voraciousreader
    voraciousreader Member Posts: 7,496
    edited August 2011

    Ducky! Glad you have a sense of humor! Still gotta love what comes out of the mouths of babes. I had a funny exchange with my neighbor's 8 year old who practically has moved in with me. Anyway, I was asking my other neighbor about how his son was feeling since he had major surgery on his thumb. As the man was giving me a blow by blow description of the surgery, my neighbor's granddaughter interrupted and asked the man, "When your son gets his cast off, will he be able to text?". She was quite concerned!

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  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited August 2011

     While watching music videos with my son (aged 12) - Kesha, Pixie Lott -( dances round in her undies, basically) and me doing my silly dancing to the songs, son says " Stop it Mum...you're too old to be sexy anymore!"  Well, I knew I was, but still, it gave me a laugh!

     PS - kbugmom - I loved the Banana Splits too as a child. Looking back, it was utterly deranged!

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  • omg333
    omg333 Member Posts: 77
    edited June 2012

    One day, back when my son was 12, he came up to me and simply asked, "mummy, can i start swearing yet?"

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