Synonyms for boobs...

I remember when I was around 10, my grandmother told me I'd be growing my own pair of "floatation devices" soon~ At the time, I thought she was nutty. 

milk bottles, Milk Duds, cha-chas, "the girls," "the twins," casabas, cantaloupes...

melons

extensions

Set, Pair

I used to call mine chi chi's.  Now that I have a bilateral mastectomy without reconstruction I call my "no boobs" noobes!  lisa

The girls, orbs, teets, honkers, assets, bosom, boobies, tatas, balloons, udders...

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds, Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas, Sweater stretchers, lung protectors, Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice, Jell-o molds and high-beam lights Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys, Double lattes, Ode to Joys, Hooters, shooters, physics tutors. Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters, Double-WMD's, MRE's and PFD's, Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes, Gerber servers, holy grails, Whoopee cushions, humpback whales, Flying saucers, traffic stoppers, Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers, Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos, Soft-serve cones and armadillos, Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes, 99 words for boobs, Midget earmuffs, warming globes, Strobes and probes and frontal lobes, Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers, Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers, Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs, Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs, Jogging partners, saline noobs, Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers, Rubber baby buggy bumpers, Rutabagas, Chi Omegas, Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas, Congo bongos, bowling pins, Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

source: 99 words for boobs by M. Spaff Sumsion