~ On the lighter side...~

Options
sahalie
sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games

Edited because it's the Heartful thing to do.  :  )

· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
«1

Comments

  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    Had to Edit cuz the Red Dot took over.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    The tallest and best proportioned woman in the world lives in Holland.


    She is 7'4' and weighs 320 pounds..


    What a relief!
    Now we ALL know we aren't overweight; we're just too short!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    Exercise * ~ 

    Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

    With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

    Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

    Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

    After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks,

    Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

    (I'm at this level.)

    After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    SIGN IN CITY RESTAURANT. 

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Estepp
    Estepp Member Posts: 6,416
    edited February 2009

    Thanks for the fun!

    I think about you often.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited February 2009
      hugs.gif special friend image by shezza-1
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    Very pretty!  So kind to the eyes.   Beautiful child.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited February 2009

    changed the picture so you won't get dizzy. LOL  It was cute though.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    The Little Old Couple at McDonald's *

    The little old couple walked slowly into McDonald's that cold winter evening.

    They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.
    You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

    "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
    The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

    The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

    There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
    The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

    He placed one half in front of his wife.

    Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

    As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the crowd began to get restless.

    Again you could tell what they were thinking: "That poor old couple.

    All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

    As the man began to eat his french fries one young man stood and came over to the old couple's table.

    He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat.

    The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.

    Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

    She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat.

    The man again explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.

    As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin,

    the young man could stand it no longer.

    Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food.

    After being politely refused again, he finally asked a question of the little old lady:

    "Ma'am, why aren't you eating?

    You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"

    She answered,

    "The teeth."

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them."


    Phil Pastoret

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    I got your back.  Not to worry. 

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    Love at first sight. 

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009

    A good Book is worth it's weight in Hugs and Comfort.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited February 2009
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited March 2009

    IMAGINE

    IF

    * * * * EVERYONE

    WAS

    *Nice to ~

    ONE another.

    IMAGINE.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited March 2009

    Kindness embraces our spirit.

    Two way streets of aggression are just that.  A two way street.

    Kindness will prevail.

    Be true and kind from the beginning and you shall thrive.

    In the words of zen.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited March 2009
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    Thanks for the nice thoughts, God bless you Salalie

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in.

    I think that is how dogs spend their lifes.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    We have each day to be grateful for. God bless You Sahalie

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • sahalie
    sahalie Member Posts: 2,147
    edited July 2009

    Foots.  You are so very wonderful and thank you for all your kind greetings and thoughts.

    I hope you are having a fun loaded summer with plenty of lemonade.   

    Happy Summer Foots with Love Prayers and good vibes.

    XOXO.

    Sahalie

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited July 2009

    Thank you Sahalie,

    You do beautiful work yourself and have always had a heart

    that cares, :) OOXX too, Debbie

    Renounce all strength, bur strength divine,

    and peace shall be forever thine. Lincolns devotional

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • hollyann
    hollyann Member Posts: 2,992
    edited July 2009

    Footie glad to see you post, sweetie.....

    Sahalie, long time no see here.....Love the exercise tips involving potato sacks!.....How about we forget the potato sacks and just lift a french fry in each hand?.......Just increase 1 fry every 2 minutes til you are full.......

    Just wanted to wish you all a happy week and a restful week....

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited August 2009

    Healing has at its roots the ability to give and

    Receive nonjudgmetal unconditional love.

    I am in charge of my cancer,

    My cancer is not in change of me.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited August 2009

    Tough times never last but tough people do

    God bless you Sahalie

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited August 2009

    Lord help me to keep on keeping on

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited September 2009

    Our experiences resemble a jigsaw puzzle......

    when it is ready, we shall find that the dark

    pieces of the puzzle were as important in the

    completion of the full beauty of the pattern as

    the bright sections. The dark background will

    only bring out in bolder and more gorgeous

    relief in the figures in the pictures.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • dragonfly10
    dragonfly10 Member Posts: 147
    edited September 2009

    Think about things, really think about it

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • footprintsangel
    footprintsangel Member Posts: 43,890
    edited September 2009

    My task is to accept others,

    Not approve others.

    We can choose to be victors,

    instead of victims.

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Categories