THOUGHT(S) OF THE DAY!
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Maxine at work:
"When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes", and you think "What the F*&% do they want now?" (you need to pray at work!).
Maxine: "Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need!"
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By Maxine:
"Shhhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think!"
Maxine at work:
"When your computers is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b%$*#@$ turned off my computer?" you need to pray at work!
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Both by Maxine:
"When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to say... "who the f&^% cares?!" - - You need to pray at work
"Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?"
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By Maxine:
"I don't know what your problem is... but I bet it's hard to pronounce!"
"When your're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b$%#^&!"... you need to pray at work!
(This one actually happens to me all the time...grrrrrrrrr!)
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By Maxine:
"A man without a woman is a bachelor.
A woman without a man is a genius!"
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By Maxine:
"Sure, marriage can be fun some of the time. Trouble is your're married all of the time!"
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By Maxine:
"I get my summer glow from a bottle. It says "Zinfadel".
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By Maxine:
"Why adopt a highway? I already drive like I own the road!"
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"Opportunities abound as abundant as the ocean.
When you receive a notion,
get into motion!" -
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Sometimes when I look at my extended family, I think "Lord the gene pool could really use a little chlorine!"
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These are great! I think "Fear" has to be the best though!
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By Maxine:
"Most stress is caused by three things: money, family, and family with no money!" (I think my stress is caused by the "dopes" I work with...)
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Can't see what U wrote Pepper. Box w/ a red X on.
By Maxine: "Only on a cruise ship will you pay hundreds of dollars a day to sleep in a closet!"
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By Maxine:
"I was planning to get a flu shot until I found out it isn't a kind of drink!"
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I love that one: "Don't belive everything you think!"
I found this one on another thread on this site more than a year ago, and I have it posted on my desk: "Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!"
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" I ran into my ex... I put the car in reverse and hit him again!" (LOL)
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Male or Female: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them!
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Male or Female: PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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Male or Female:
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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Male or Female:
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Naughty just give us a Water Pill & we GUSH!!!! LOL!
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Sorry Jules... out of business regarding pills. But if you want...LOL!
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HE HE HE!!!!
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