8-Letter Word Game

Or maybe it is because he always PRETENDS he is alone in this world.

at the conference.  He was not going to pass up this opportunity no matter what happens.  No stone will be UNTURNED when it comes to his future.   

He began to speak and the crowd went wild 

Rosarian knew it wouldn't work out well if he PANDERED to the audience. He didn't want to induce panic in the crowd.

announce,

"We have potential emergency in the front of the auditorium.  Please locate the nearest exit,  form lines, and quickly and calmly exit the auditorium. Meet in the parking lot.  We have both sitters and STANDERS in the audience.  If you are near a person in a wheelchair, please help them exit safely by carrying them out.  "  

Rosarian was still afraid they would all panic and block the exits, though.

<I hope I never have to do this in reality.  That's the best I could come up with.>

Luckily, he was such a balanced person, and could multitask as easily as anyone. He proceeded to help an elderly man, who was slowly walking with a cane, while also looking at the conference schedule, to figur eout if there was anything related to a blender.

With his curiosity satiated, Rosarian waiting for a CLEARING in the hallway before he continued his escape.

Rosarian groaned to himself.   The Vulture was MINGLING with the rest of the crowd.  He knew the peanut-butter contestants wouldn't put a ticking time bomb in the audience.  He knew the Vulture was a Prime Suspect.  He knew it was crucially important to get everyone outside!

Luckily it looked like most of the audience was leaving the auditorium in an orderly way.  But he could still see glimpses of the Vulture gleaming in the distance.  Would he have a confrontation with the Vulture beside the ticking suitcase?  He wanted to plan ahead so he wasn't GRASPING at straws. He wanted everyone to be safe.

As Rosarian was PICKING up his paddle, he saw a pingpong ball bounce into an open peanut-butter filled blender.

just stopped because it was stuck.  Suddenly, the room began STINKING of an acrid smoke.  Rosarian really began to panic and take the situation seriously.  It was really time to leave and make sure no one is left behind.

Enough of  CREATING distractions!  He needed to get these people out of danger!  He remembered to pull the fire alarm.

said, "There's no stopping it now.   I'm bringing you  down with me.  Its now REACTING with the weather."

"What?" screamed Rosarian.  "What are you talking about?"

"Wait, stop" cried Rosarian, "I cannot see, one of my eyes has a CATARACT in it.  Please daddy, do not go forward with your plan"  Of course Rosarian was lying but the vulture stopped in his tracks,   His little baby has an affliction and he is going to play the hero.

Meanwhile, the entire city was experiencing a total BLACKOUT.