Funniest this someone has saaid to you?

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sbmolee
sbmolee Member Posts: 1,085
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games

There is a thread on the "Worst thing someone as said to you?" and since humor is great for getting us through the hard stuff  - thought it would be fun to see the funniest thing someone has said to you...MAKE US LAUGH!!

For me it was when I was getting ready for the sterostatic biopsy and describing the procedure of laying on the table and putting my breast through the hole in the table to be put in the vice and then the guided needle inserted... my dear sweet friend got very serious and told me he should come so he could sit on my back - so my small (nearly A) boob could be seen and worked on below the table.  It broke up the stress for me and later in the room - I retold the story to all the medical folks in the room and the got such a laugh.

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  • wishiwere
    wishiwere Member Posts: 3,793
    edited October 2008

    My mother and brother came to town and we met for lunch (she was staying a few days here).  While on our way in, she says, Oh my, you have Ringlets!  Chemo hair right? What else but curls.  This from my mother who has ONLY ever seen straight as nails on my head since birth.

    So we are eating and she brings up the hair again.  This time she states, 'You know, women pay a lot to get their hair to have curls!"  "Gee Mom," I say, "You don't think what I went through to get these Chemo hair was a considerable amount to get these curls?"  Out of the mouth of babes and family only!  My brother and I just rolled our eyes and laughed.

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