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Biker has landed! Thanks to the girls who helped her get off that huge rock the copter landed on. Now Deb, you know there's nothing as scary as those bears in Alaska!!! I know you're pretty damn good with that shot gun, so we have nothing to be skeered of.
The girls had breakfast, then headed out to the jungle. Luckily, they had all the liquid courage they needed and Deb had a gun. What a combination, lol! But they were brave and armed against whatever they would find.
LUV and Spar led the way, with machetes in hand. They hacked and hacked at the thick jungle growth. They were making great progress, when suddenly a big wooly monkey dropped down and landed right on MissS head. Again, saved by the helmet. Lv2cmp snatched the monkey from MissS helmet and cried, How cute!!!! Can I keep it? Huh? Oh for crying out loud, now we will have to feed it. Julz said she could foot the bill for the monkey food, so everyone was happy. Since they had made such a nice trail, Biker and Harley were on their bikes. Well someone had to haul the liquor!! They had never gone on a outting without the makings for the Martinis! And of course, Magic Hat for Lv2cmp.
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All of a sudden we smelled a horrible aroma like rotten eggs mixed with poo, it kept getting stronger and stronger. Biker said, come on girls it is just a smell, pull your shirts up over you nose, that will help. We hacked our way through another 10 feet and it started getting colder and colder, we started freezing. Harley said I am so cold. Julz said sissy pull your big girl panties up and put your jackets on, so we all stopped to put on our jackets and kept on going. It got so cold you could see our breath. NBN was making smoke circles with her breath. MissS said I am going back, I'm scared. lv2cmp told her just put on your helmet and hold my hand, you will be fine. All of a sudden a plant reached out and wrapped around Spars ankle tripping her. Luv got out her knife and started hacking......................
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Hmmmmm...if someone is a vegetarian can they still eat a plant that fights back???
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If so please start eating it because I am afraid Luv is going to hack my foot off.
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Celia paused in her hacking at the jungle plants and said to Deb that she herself is a vegetarian and it was okay to eat a plant that fights back as long as the plant doesn't have eyes. If it has eyes it is in a different category to a vegetarian. However, Celia thought that a plant that fights but doesn't have eyes might also be a little tough and fibery to eat. Celia decided that Deb looked uneasy at the thought of eating a fighting plant and therefore Deb would probably get out her shot gun and shoot it. It was obvious that we were all getting hungry if we were contemplating things to eat, but we have gotten deeper in the jungle, where there are no Tiki bars, and no restaurants anywhere. Plus, Luv is hacking at Spar's foot with the fighting plant hanging on and we have to get spar away from it. Deb, time to get your shotgun out!! The monkey was making hysterical noises and scaring MissS even more. Biker do you carry a switchblade with your biker accessories? We need to help Spar. C'mon girls, let's all jump that plant, rescue Spar, and find something we can eat.
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I think We are tooooo close together for me to start shooting a gun. I have a BIG knife in my bag somewhere,,,just a seconds....I'll find it in here somewhere.....
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HEY! The tip of a leg-looking thing I just cut off has a really cool looking claw! don't loose it! It would make a really cool necklace....
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They finally got spar loose and only 1 nick on her foot but bruised bad from the plant squeezing it. The more we tried to hack our way through the jungle the more the plants grew. We couldn't decide to keep trying or go back to where is was cold and camp or turn around and give up. Of course we are all fighters and don't give up easily so........
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...we decided to hack away at the dense jungle growth. Spar was put on a stretcher fashioned from small trees that been been felled and bamboo leaves....her ankle was swelling rapidly. Suddenly, the group broke into a clearing in the jungle! Well, good grief!--there was junie! Her jungle tree-house was so hidden. She welcomed all and put a paste of ancient origins on Spars ankle. And, gave everyone a potent drink that put them all to sleep....
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a deep, deep sleep. everyone was all snuggled together under whatever blankets we had. The body heat was wonderful and Harley was safely tucked in the middle of everyone. That was great, cuz she was warm, but she had to PEE like a racehorse. Trying to crawl over everyone she found herself lying right on top of.....
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iguana, and she screamed so loud we all jump up and tried to run in all directions, MissS grabbed her helmet and put it on saying "I knew I should have slept in it". Spar said Ok, everyone come back its just a giant lizard. Harley had wet her pants and she said lets see you lay on one of those midget alligators and keep your pee in. Biker was rolling on the ground laughing at Harley. Luv grabbed her some fresh clothes out of her backpack. Lv2cmp said since we are already up we might as well continue to the west end of the island. The faster we hacked the faster the plants grew, we were getting really disgusted. Julz finally said lets go back, have a good meal, a swim, and then borrow my daddy's bulldozer. Celia said why didn't we do that to begin with. AlaskanDeb said I bet her daddy won't let her borrow the bulldozer, I bet she doesn't even know how to use it. Julz smiled and said I don't need to know..............
I have a friend who will do what I want
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Julz came back with us all a new pair of socks, she thinks she is so rich.
and we saw another one of Harleys friends on the trip back
now that is it daylight and we aren't rolling over on him, he is kind of cute but still don't want to pet him. Come on lets get that bulldozer going, when is the guy suppose to show up?
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...and while the girls were waiting for NbN to join them... NbN was able to send a quick text message to all her girlfriends from the little island she was stuck in: "Sorry, not able 2 join Us yet... being chased by:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maiWu3_Z88s or is it a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdp42fYKFZ8&feature=related
!!!!" HEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!
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a Physco ...seems NbN was lookin like a "HOT CHICK" and he wanted a "little piece"....ROTJLMAO ( Rolling on the jungle...)
only LUV was rolling in poison ivy but Junie had the "perfect concoction" for that too she began rubbing......
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Margaritas on poor LUV. But, it did the trick. Thank goodness for Junie!!!
The breast friends kept hacking through the jungle,with all the creeping, grasping vines, when suddenly they burst out into a clearing. MissS was running in circles again, yelling something about being safe at last. Biker and Harley were still too busy laughing at the rest of the girls. Spar and JulZ stopped dead in their tracks. What the heck was that??!! There was a giant form sliding through the jungle, making low grunting noises as it slid along. WTH??? The girls were stunned! Lv2cmp said, It's a jungle goat!!!! They are waaaaay bigger than the domestic variety!!! Can I keep it, huh????? For crying lout loud!!! Yes, we will just have to add its feed bill to the monkey's. It's a good thing that Julz is loaded, or the girls didn't know what they would do. They were getting a freaking menagerie here!
Soooooo, they kept on hacking through the jungle. It was getting colder and colder. And why were the plants all still green? It felt like at least 25 degrees outside. They decided to....
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...rest for a few minutes and regroup. Julz hair was again a fly away mess and Spar grabbed DebC's knife and hacked it off real short so it wouldn't get snagged in the jungle vines. Meanwhile, Lv2camp had chased the gigantic jungle goat into the clearing. NBN made a strong leash from vines and tethered the goat in the middle of the clearing next to the monkey. A vote was taken--the group was almost out of liquid refreshment of any kind--do we retreat or do we hack on???? The group voted to.....
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hack on, because the bulldozer had made it to the clearing. We decided to leave the goat and monkey tied up in the clearing to keep them safe. Julz's "guy friend" was driving that bulldozer right through everything making us a road. Biker even started talking about riding her harley through here. We got about 1/2 mile when the vegetation went nuts and grew so fast and wide spread that it completely covered the bulldozer and we had left our machetes and axes back in the clearing. Harley pulled out her trusty knife and started cutting around the edge of the door and she saved the guy. He thought she was a hero and now he is Harleys's "guy friend". We decided to head on back, it was just too much to handle. When we got back to the clearing, the plants had started slowly spreading toward the goat and monkey so L2cmp ran and got them and headed down the trail back to town faster that I have ever seen her move. Julz kept saying "daddy is going to be so mad about that bulldozer" Luv told her to shut up at least we were getting out of there alive and if we wanted to see that end of the island so bad we can canoe around it. And with that comment that is exactly what Spar decided to do because she always has to know what everthing is and the whys, buts, and causes. We decided to spend the night at Julz and get some real food and drink. We all wanted lobster and crab legs with salads. Julz went to ask her cook..................
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if there were enough lobsters in the holding tank for all of the friends. But no, there weren't. What were they going to do? JulZ remembered about her yacht, so Spar said they should get on the yacht and go catch lobster. Ooooooh the friends were so excited!!!!!!! MissS wore her helmet and also brought along a really big life jacket. If she fell overboard, at least she knew she'd never sink. Lv2cmp and Junie loaded up the lobster traps, while LUV and Biker stocked the bar,of course! Harley brought her knife and DebC brought her bear-shootin' gun, because ya just never know when one might come in handy.
JulZ called for the captain to come aboard and take the friends out. Oh my, the girls had no idea HE was the captain of JulZ's yacht!!!!
Biker had a little trail of drool coming from the side of her mouth..............
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Johnny also brought along his dog this time. What a sweetheart. Junie made sure to tag along and look what she was carrying.
"Got to be careful with important stuff!" she exclaimed.
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Hahahahahahaha!
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What a captain, we were all drooling and we felt safe because we all knew he knew what he was doing. We all got aboard the ship and headed out to sea where Johnny knew where the best lobstering was
Here we are out at sea with our lobster crate, these are a couple of guys that work for Johnny to do the actual lobstering.
and look what we got -
and of course someone started telling lobster jokes.
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...after baiting the lobster traps and working their tushes off, Lv2cmp and junie collapsed in some deck chairs to soak up the sun. After eating the wonderful dinner of lobster, junie broke out her bottle. And another, and another--everyone got really trashed...all, except for junie...junie knew that the captain had a wild fixation for older women....AARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (oops, that's maybe a different story!!)
The ocean was beginning to have big swells that tossed the yacht to and fro...it started to rain. The girls again regrouped in the main cabin and....
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started throwing up, since they had all become extremely seasick. What a waste of good lobster and perfectly good booze. Crap!
Jack, our beloved captain, came into the main cabin and said......
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..."Blimey!! I'm taking all you puking wusses back to land as fast as I can get you there! What a bunch of wimps!! ... Captain Jack steered the boat back to shore and let everyone off as close to the Tiki Bar as he could safely get...junie was the last one off the yacht...and oh, yeah!!! What a kiss that was! The wet, bedraggled group slogged through the sea and finally reached the Tiki Bar.......ahhhhhh, everyone was reeling, trying to get their land-legs back...and guess who they found sitting in the Tiki Bar??.....
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Dezel Washington and when he saw us he got up and started in the opposite direction as fast as he could go but Julz being the rich little girl she was started calling on Denzel, I want you to meet some of my friends. Being we were all seasick and looked it we asked to meet him better tomorrow. And Junie keeps bragging about that kiss from Captain Jack and Spar told her NO WAY would he kiss those vomit lips, you are pulling our leg. Biker said, well in a way she is telling the truth, I saw him kiss her on the forehead and told her to go get her land legs. Harley said what we need after all that dehydration is some liquids, I want a mangorita now! So we all sat at the tiki bar and started rehydrating ourselves. Luv kept telling Julz she was ashamed of us that is why she doesn't take us to her fancy country club. Lv2cmp said you know your right, I think we ought to all get a good nights sleep and primp tomorrow and get all duded up and go to the country club tomorrow. Julz said, well daddy really doesn't like me to take all you girls there because last time NBN started table dancing and getting money stuffed in her bra, BUT daddy is out of the country so what he doesn't know won't hurt him. Lets DO IT!
There is Julz losing her lobster overboard.
This is what we all felt like when we first met Denzel
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The next morning the girls felt and looked much better, so they decided to go shopping for clothes to wear to Julz fancy club. Julz gave all the girls an allowance, so they took off running for town!
Julz showed them all an example of what a good party dress should look like.
Biker was thinking, "Not even close". This was more like it!
The girls all went to the shops of their choice, and came up with ...........
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ROFLMAO
That looks Hot Biker, I think I'll look for something a little more toned down. Can't wait to see what MissS and the rest of the girls come up with.
I just had to cover by belly button, but I still got it all in the right places. LOL
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Woo Hoo, Spar!! You rock!
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Miss S thought it would be nice to wear pink, in keeping with Breast Cancer month.
Since she is boobless on one side, she decided to be a little more conservative. Her pink helmet will go nicely with this one.
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