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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    But he had INDULGED in this type of behavior too often in his life.  So he put on his wranglers and headed off to the job interview.

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    Unfortunately, he went to many places that told him he was UNDERAGE.  He sadly tucked his handwings in his Wranglers and headed towards .......
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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    the Golden Gate Bridge (which is north of Silicon Valley).  He was so depressed.  He felt nothing had turned out well in his life.  He didn't know if he was DERANGED.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008

    As he PONDERED that thought, he realized being an assistant at Google was really where he wanted to stay. He felt like there would be many opportunities to grow with the company as he got older.

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    He WONDERED  and worried that if he did not do something productive soon with his life, he would turn out like his dad the vulture or worse, a male stripper.   Enough pity parties, he was going to prove to the word that he was Mr. Something Special.
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  • Raye99
    Raye99 Member Posts: 1,350
    edited October 2008
    After much deliberation, he came to realize that being a male stripper may not be a bad option after all. After speaking with many strippers and hearing how the were simply DROWNING in cash and the attention of both men and women, he decided...
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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    to go back to Google. He was DOUBTING if men and women would want to see a naked cross-breed.  And Google seemed like a flexible enough employer that he could probably get a job with his mother's (the pheasant's) OK.  That took care of the underage stuff.
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    He looked at himself in the mirror.  All this stress had caused BLOATING in his abdomen.  Surely this would hinder any chance at becoming a stripper.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    So he went back to Google and was FLOATING on cloud nine when he found out he was going to be the keynote speaker at an upcoming seminar on....
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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    "Why LOATHING One's Self and Everyone Around Him or Her Should Be Addressed".  No one was quite sure why he was chosen for this particular seminar but it was suspected that .......

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  • Raye99
    Raye99 Member Posts: 1,350
    edited October 2008
    although a freak of nature, attendees of the seminar would not be GLOATING at this rare specimen, but embracing his individuality, making him perfect for the task.
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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008

    He decided to wear a solar cooling hat, with ROTATING blades to keep his forehead cool.

    He could be green and be cool too!  (You can Google on solar cooling hat to see one.)

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  • Anonymous
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    edited October 2008
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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    As the seminar was STARTING, some unfortunate events began.  First the stripper arrived with .....
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...out ANYTHING on!  What was this seminar really about??

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    All eyes were on the naked lady and Rosarian's anger made the fan on his hat start spinning. He was so upset his wings started flapping as she was GYRATING down the aisle. Just as he began to get control of his fury....
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...there was a GIGANTIC commotion behind him.  He turned to see...

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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    20 ATLANTIC  puffins, all in a line.
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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    They were 100% real, no PLASTICS had gone into the puffins.  What was going to happen when they started flying and pooping all over the seminar?  OMG, this seminar really could not get any worse, or could it? 

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  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2008
    Oh, yes it could!    Here came 3 sets of TRIPLETS. Each set had...
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...a different colored leaf covering their PRIVATES.  No one expected what happened next!

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008

    LOL!!!

    The doors opened again and PRIMATES that had escaped from the zoo entered.  Their privates were not covered by anything.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2008
    Rosarian knew he better take control of things quickly, or his speech, "Why Loathing One's Self and Everyone Around Him or Her Should Be Addressed" would fall flat. After all, he could not possibly loathe those around him any more than he did right at this moment! He waved at the WAITRESS to see if he could get a cocktail.
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  • Raye99
    Raye99 Member Posts: 1,350
    edited October 2008

    Much to his dismay, the waitress was surrounded by the primates and their privates. She was in such a state of DISTRESS, she was unable to do anything except try to avert her eyes from these wicked creatures. Meanwhile Rosarian, in desperate need of a cocktail...

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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    ...suddenly stopped in his place when he took another look at the waitress.  How could he not recognize the SISTERLY mannerisms that he had grown up with.  He yelled across the room to the waitress and she looked up to lock eyes with the brother she had not seen since...

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  • newter
    newter Member Posts: 4,330
    edited October 2008
    the fire that caused all the BLISTERS on her fingers.  She had been trying to put out the fire Rosarian had started because he thought he could burn himself into being more normal.  Obviously he was way too young to be playing with matches. 
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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    It was such a BLESSING that she had appeared at this time.  She had always been able to help him figure out ...

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  • Raye99
    Raye99 Member Posts: 1,350
    edited October 2008

    why he always GLISTENS under duress. He was practically glowing at the moment, first the primates, the privates, the inability to obtain a cocktail and now this: his long-lost sister.

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  • pip57
    pip57 Member Posts: 12,401
    edited October 2008

    If only he gad LISTENED to her years ago when she tried to warn him about...

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