Name that tumor

I named mine blaster

Lumpy Lump

my tumor is gone, along with my boobie, so I never thought of naming it. It's sitting in a jar somewhere.

Didn't name it per se, but after everybody in my office heard about my diagnosis, to keep my tumor from being the "elephant in the room," I drew a sad smiley face on a yellow sticky note and put it over the tumor area at work.  Everybody laughed and it lightened the mood.  The cancer boob, however, was named lefty.

My tumor (not to mention my real boobs!) are gone, but I call my implants the Barbie Girls

Wahoo1 I love your name for the tumor!!

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Didn't name mine either, but when talking with friends about what was going to happen next, my husband was explaining reconstruction to a friend of ours. He said "she's gonna have a rubber boobie in there!" (famous line from Meet the Fockers)

"GEORGE????"   Love it!!!!!

Bertha.

I also had more than one (five in fact) so I think mine were the Spice Lumps. Just like the Spice Girls girl band they were annoying, unwanted and caused a big fuss when they first arrived on the scene. So, just like the band members, my tumours were: Baby Lumpy (obviously the smallest one), Scary Lumpy (the biggest), Posh Lump, Sporty Lumpy and Ginger Lumper.

Hopefully, unlike the Spice Girls, they will not make a comeback!