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because they were afraid to make guesses about it under Miss S's disapproving gaze. Naughty just made faces at her behind her back and made everyone laugh. We all needed some laughs because Luv and TC were getting a might bit grumpy due to lack of sleep and over exposure to so many soccer guys.
We all finally drifted off to sleep and didn't wake up until we realized our plane had landed in the water. What the heck?
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(LUV ~ I'm still having problems with getting this to turn blue. I put a space after youtube before I copied it & also after I pasted it!
! FRUSTRATED) ***MY BRAIN IS IN MEXICO ~ PORTUGAL!***
While on the plain trip back to Alaska. Julz kept singing this song to herself, & dancing in her seat. But she changed all the words . She would sing 'STAYS IN PORTUGAL' ......
His name was Paulo, her name was Julzzz, They met with friends at the Montecristo
He was a famous Soccer Player from Portugal, She was a Nurses Aid from southern Pennsylvania.
They started dancing and it got real hot, Then it spilled over into the parking lot, One more tequila they were falling in love, One more's never enough.
Don't bite off more than you can chew, There's thing over here the devil himself wouldn't do, Just remember when you let it all go, What happens over in Portugal, Stays in Portugal.......
Julz was wondering what NBN should be singing!......
(Ahh the trip in the Fantisy Mind is a terrible thing to waste! ROTFLMAO!
!) (I have too much time on my hands this week....)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW3mWI2Rmkc ~ What stays in Mexico, Toby Keith!(If you have never seen his videos, They are too funny!)
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TC agrees with Toby...what happens in Portugal, stays in Portugal. I would, however, like to know just what it is about NBN and hot tubs! I would like to know the secret behind her snorkel gear!!!
Remember, she almost snatched JBJ away earlier with her "special" water antics. At least now she's got Cristiano to keep her occupied.
Julz is still floating with her head in the clouds over Paulo, while Spar, Michie and Harley are comparing underwater pictures of the rest of the soccer boys!
MissS, Luv and TC are a bit more refreshed after a good nights sleep, breakfast and a picture perfect take-off. But just what did cause our plane to land unexpectedly in the water????? And, where the dickens are we now????
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We are only a few hundred miles from our bus, the plane ran out of fuel (the pilot was not use to the few gas mileage with ethenol) Had to SOS a small boat to come take us to shore and hire a public bus for the next 200 miles. We had to ride the bus with smokers, smelly people, and chickens. We all just tried to sleep until we reached our own clean comfy bus. Then we can head toward......................
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*** Oh, JulZ I ment once you cut/copy or paste on to your reply message THEN put a space LOL....You'll get it girl! LOL***
Now LUV was REALLY getting P.O'd coach and peanuts were bad enough! We had to call to the big guy to bail us out...and lookie who was waiting for us...
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Our buddy John got us the rest of the way to our bus safely and we headed across Alaska toward Canada. Some of the roads were just frozen ice so it was kind of scary. We made is safely to Anchorage. If we don't find a place to stay we will have to spend the night in the bus, we will have to all huddle together to keep warm. We made it to this little bed and breakfast and also saw some of the northern lights that was amazing. They had a fire going in the fireplace, lots of movies to watch, lots of good wine to drink. We had a very enjoyable relaxing evening. Tomorrow we will make it to Canada. John told us to call him when we get back to the USA in the vicinity of Hollywood.
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****O.K. LUV here goes....****Julz song ~ 'Stays in Mexico, or Portugal'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW3mWI2Rmkc****I got it to work! Yehhhh! With the help of my 19 year old. Firefox would not let me do it so I needed to use Internet explorer, I was following your directions just not your means of internet transportation! LOL! AHHHH SUCKSLESS!****
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toby keith - good job.
We made it to Niagra Falls, Canada. We traveled all day and all night, taking turns driving the bus. We are all tired but we are all happy. The place is beautiful. MissS suggested we find a nice place to stay because she was exhausted after riding the bus that long. We all agreed. We opted for the hilton with its nice resturant and spa and beautiful rooms and the falls right behind it. We wanted to sleep for awhile and then go to the midway, i mean what kind of trouble can we get into just walking the midway???
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When we got to the midway, Luv started whining immediately for a corn dog, we all got one slathered with mustard. The seagulls started following us everywhere until we finally threw our last bite at them and then this bike patrolman came up and told us it was against the law to feed the seagulls, about that time one pooped on his head. We were trying so hard not to laugh and told him we would certainly try not to do it again but sometimes they swoop down and steal what we have. Next Harley wanted to ride the ferris wheel and you know MissS, she said she sure was glad she brought her helmet. NBN told her she wouldn't need it on the ferris wheel but she didn't care she was going to wear it anyway. Well, after the first stop on the top we were all wishing for helmets the seagulls were pooping like bombs in a war.........
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Okay... NbN was a little confused... why, why, look for colder places!!!!!!! I hate anything below 75!!!!!!!!!!
"I have to escape"... NbN was going to plan her escape... not only to a warmer place... but she would make sure that CR would meet her there! May be Julz and Paulo would be there too!
But where would she go by herself?!?! That's a little lonely... not breastfriends tagging along... no mangoritas... no dirty jokes... OH DECISIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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****Sorry Naughty & everyone else. Slimy situations around hear through me for a loop Layed low for a day ~ That & writers Block! Still sucking in air! LOLOLOL!*****Julz agreed with NBN she wanted warmer destination (Spar is feeling the heat these days!) also. Thinking about it she turned to LUV & said "Call Johnny Boy then give me the phone"! Julz got on the phone with Travolta & talked for quite a while. When she got off the phone with him she turn to LUV who was standing there tapping her foot more than a little miffed that Julz had been on the phone with her Johnny Boy for over a half an hour! It seems our LUV had found her Boy Toy!
Julz then announced that Johnny Boy Travolta's private Jet was all set to pick them up at LAX in two days & that he was taking us to a friends Private Island ! She took Spar's frozen hands in hers & said "It's O.K. where we are going the temps are in the 80's with warm tropical breezes". So Julz got the Girlz in order & hustled them in the bus tearing down the icy roads for LA's LAX airport. As they flew down the roads MissS started yelling to pull over or your gonna get us killed. So they pulled over & let Harley behind the wheel. MMMM...we will have to see how she drives. But they now knew why Julz never drove the bus, cause when you looked around the bus everyone was a little green!........
Maybe they were green because of her driving but TC had found a way to help! Seems she had a secret stash! -
Sometimes we have to go through a ruff ride before we get to Heaven on Earth.....
Necker Island with Music Mougal Richard Branson!
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Gee, we had to go...
! All the traveling around, all the different time zones, we were all messed up! NbN did not know if she was coming or going as she is not as young and energetic as she would like to be and she had given CR all she had plus some more...! Spar was experiencing a heat wave... and we all know how those can be... just stick your head in the freezer honey!!!!!!!!! Julz (great song by the way) was still experiencing withdrawls... Paulo withdrawls that is....Luv was "talking funny"
...Bottom line, we all needed a good night sleep and that is what we got!
The very next day, all relaxed and rested we went to "fix" ourselves when suddenly:
... we had a problem... who "da heck" was hanging out on the hallway of our new crib?!?! -
We finally made it to LA & are trying to get ready for a good nights sleep in our new crib. Because Julz let everyone know we are off to NECKER ISLAND in the morning in Johny 'Boy' Travolta's private jet. Where we will meet owner of Virgin Records Richard Branson & stay on his Beautiful Necker Island. So we are all standing in front of the mirror in our New Crib in LA when all of the sudden the door to our crib opens up & some chick in a heavy coat is in the hallway. I guess we'll name her ENVY! She was dressed for weather in Alaska not LA....I wonder what her problem is cause the look on her face is telling us Girlz.........
(NBN ~ if only my tush looked like that these days! I'm from the north but my Assets started heading south a lone time ago! LOL!)
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Chill out! It's only me, Rosie.
I heard you all were heading to Branson's Island and I just wanted to warn you that he's an adventurer and may want to send you all to 
outer space!!! NBN, no worries here about the law of gravity! Our hineys are weightless! Okay ladies...with all of our celebrity clout, does anyone know of anyone who can bring us back down to earth?? And please...no Pink Floyd shout outs! -
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, I like Pink Floyd! NOT !****So Rosie came to warn us of Branson's weirdness. Julz just thought it might be nice to be on a private Beautiful Island with every whim catered to. Just us Girlz & the staff. Because Travolta told her Branson would be away for a week & we needed a place to go with NO WORRIES!.......
Think of all the relaxing & fun we can have here! Ahhhhhh! Total BLISS!........
****One of JulZ's Dreams is to Win the Mega Lottery & take all her Breast Friends to a place like this, there would be more than enough room! PEACE, QUIET, NO WORRIES!****
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Spar was so excited. How long do you guys think we can stay? How about a year. A person could get spoiled in a place like this. We were learning to sail, parasail, ski. and surf. Always wanted to learn those things. MissS as usual wore her helmet for it all.
We were having an exciting time mixed with rest and peace so instead of getting out the atlus to decide our next destination, we just didn't even think about it. The bus was in storage in Canada.
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Miss S at the beach
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We all sat around the table down by the beach, we all decided to order a whole desert each so we could just pig out and have all of it with our champane. We had pies, cakes, puddings, ice cream, fruit salad with whip cream. It was all wonderful. All of a sudden NBN threw a whole lemon cream pie in Spar's face, she licked her lips and picked up the chocolate pudding and let her rip and there it all started. Pies, puddings were flying everywhere with us all laughing and licking our lips to taste the goodies. We had food from the top of our head to our toes. This is once MissS got her head splated with whip cream
After we had ate and threw all we wanted. Harley suggested just stripping right here instead of getting our rooms all messy with the food. Luv said very quietly look at the staff they think we are crazy and should be locked up. TC thought we all ought to just strip and carry our clothes to the ocean and rinse them there and just skinny dip. Julz was the first to start running toward the beach stripping.
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Julz just laughed Hysterically. The girlz were always in one mess or another. Various stages of undress & in some sort or water HOT or not. From here to TIM-BUCK-TOO! She thought who cares about what they see we are on a Private Island out in the middle of nowhere. Let alone the staff work for an essentric Billionaire, I'm sure they have seen it all. Well maybe.....
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not a beach full of weird new normal breast and survivors. We are empowered, we are beautiful and we are strong. By the time we got back the staff had already cleaned up all of our mess and we were are giggling like school girls. We decided to have some drinks outside on the patio and just get blitz and maybe get in the hot tub later. We saw a huge banner across the sky and we all ran out to read it better and it said I AM GOING TO PARACHUTE DOWN TO THE ISLAND TOMORROW AT NOON, LOVE CANDIE!!! We were so happy, can't wait to see that girl. Wonder if she will want to .............
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join the rest of us on our vacation here. Wait! I see something falling from the sky, its her its CANDIE. We all run and grab her and hug her and got her settled in her room and was telling her about the food fight last night. She said she just wanted the ocean, spa, and drink!! She brought some
pictures wra
pped in plastic to show us.
Needless to say we had some good laughs and enjoyed these crazy pictures. I think MissS ordered us Ziti and a large salad for lunch. So we are just resting and waiting around for good food. We.............. -
Hurry up CANDIE we can't wait to here from you! Good WINE & Margaritas are waiting for you! We decided to follow those BIG footsteps & see where they take us on this Island......
****Spar OMG how many cracks does she have! That gives a whole new meaning to DENTAL FLOSS!! How does that other one stand up with out falling flat on her, 'Obviously not on her face'! As for the foot print, if it belongs to a MAN, I've heard certain things reflect the size of the feet! OMG....ROTFLMAO!*****
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started talking about 'home' and everyone was jumping in with stories about their families. Soon we were telling things that were definitely supposed to be secrets. We laughed til we cried when we found out that TC's husband once set his chef's apron on fire while cooking out at a church picnic (of course, TC let us in on the part where it scared him so bad he peed his pants because he looked down and thought his weiner was on fire).
Next spar told the story of......
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One day at work Spar was in the bathroom and the fire drill went off, well if we don't do it right we have to keep doing it over and over and it hurts the ears greatly. Well spar thought she tore off the toilet paper to wipe her tush but when she ran down the hall and got the fire extinguisher and ran out the door to join the others outside. People started pointing and laughing, the toilet paper unfortunately had caught in spar undies and unrolled all the way down the hall and out the door with me. Moral to this story is make sure you completely tear off the toilet paper. Ok, for the next story...............
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Julz chimed in with her story. She was getting an addition put on her house. In the bathroom on the main part of the house. So she decided to revamp the old bathroom while everything was opened up.. She told the girlz to picture this.The addition is added on to the back of the 1 story rancher. The whole new section of the house is already added on but not finished yet ( no wall board up yet, just wires). The old bathroom had all it's plumbing in & in working order except a 3 ft. by 4 ft. section at the top end of the tub/shower combo up high. At the time it had a nice view into her family room (nice but small) like a little window. You had to be on a ladder to see in. Well one day I needed to take a shower, So I got in to take my shower not thinking of the little whole in my bathroom shower. Later after I was all dressed & clean I went out to the new addition to see what work the contractor had done that day. Only to find that the Air conditioner installer had been there. When he saw me he apologized to me & was very red in the face. I said what for, he said "he didn't realize I was in the shower". Then it dawned on me that the air conditioner was being installed in the ceiling above the bathroom & being everything was open above for the construction. He had to used a ladder to go up & down to be able to install that air conditioner that day, RIGHT BY THE WHOLE IN THE SHOWER! I must not have heard him because of the running water. The Girlz were in shock & could not believe what she had told them. The ?'s started flying spar being the first one to ask weren't you mad at him? I said no cause he was absolutely to die for gorgeous with a very beautiful wife & if he got any pleasure out of seeing my chunky old body Oh Well! MissS was at a loss for words....Luv spoke up and said "were you em-bare-azzed"? Julz just said "well of coarse, but I think he was so red he turned purple". Whoozzzz next......
!****BTW MissS I forgot to tell you I love the picture, what beach are you on? And just how many miles do you ride the bike, I assume you on a bike?.....*****Spar thanks so much for help with the hunting expidition I sent you on! Good Luck & I'll catch up with you later!****
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Julz, you are so welcome, anytime.
We all had so much fun telling our stories that we didn't realize it 2 am and none of us were really sleepy but all the staff was in bed. We got a bottle of wine and went outside to play some music and danced on the beach.
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Julz, you are so welcome, anytime.
We all had so much fun telling our stories that we didn't realize it 2 am and none of us were really sleepy but all the staff was in bed. We got a bottle of wine and went outside to play some music and danced on the beach
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