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spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008
    ***LOL... LUV is happy...and luvin the humor you are adding to our adventure!***
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    The natural spring was beautiful and we wanted to spend the entire day swimming, talking, laughing and best of all eating.  We wanted a huge picnic by the water so Spar took the bus to town while the others swam.  Spar came back with ham, turkey, cheeses, grapes, wine and CHOCOLATE!!!!!!  We all gathered round and made that picnic proud.  After this wonderful day we were ready to head out to................

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    the Nestle Chocolate factory in Mexico and LUV packed some CHOCOLATE for the road ....

     Ayatollahs & Rial's misery

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    At the factory, they made us welcome and offered a free tour of how it is all done.  TC kept sticking her finger in everything chocolate we passed and licking it off, MsS saw her get away with it and began to do the same.  Luv pushed Spar into the chocolate vat and spar thought she was in heaven but the officials did not think it was funny or fun they...........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    All got sent to the waiting room!  The Mexican Officials were really P.Oed at us... how dare us darken their chocolate even more?!?!?!Above you can see a picture of Luv...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

     LUV said, "follow my lead"...we started praising our divine chocolate!  Oh, milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate and all chanted..."

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    wonderful chocolate, divine chocolate, all chocolate. The officials thought we were some very crazy women and decided to let us go on our way.  Spar had chocolate in every crack (know what i mean) and needed to find a shower fast. We all got back in the bus and headed down south of mexico to a beach so we could all relax and clean off best we can.  We all sat around and decided to drink our wine, we had a ball laughing at all............

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008
    Apr 20 2008 3:12 PM the little sombreros!  We lathered some sun block  and walked over to a tranquil little tiki hut.  The aroma of enchiladas, salsa, fajitas filled the air.   We decided     
  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited June 2008

    it was a nice place to stop for a bite to eat... oh, and some drinks!  Spar still felt kind of funky, from having all that chocolate all over her.  Luv ordered a round of margaritas for all of them, and Harley drank three down in a row, without stopping!  Only, she will only drink either strawberry margaritas or mango margaritas!  So when the girls ordered a pitcher, she said "count me out."  She kept ordering more of those Mango-ritas, they are so good!!!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2008

    Our blood alcohol level was a-risin and laughed as we tried to talk TC into running up to the naked man and swiping his little sombrero. Even as we giggled hysterically, TC shocked us all when she....

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    did just that, jerked it off and took off running with it.  We were all laughing hysterically.  Candie was laughing so hard she fell out of her chair. Harley couldn't even sit up in her chair anymore, she fell out.  We decided to spread a quilt and all sit on the beach and keep them ...........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...nuts roasting on the open fire!

     and more   on top of a

    The night was divine...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    LOL  Harley had drank so many mangoaritas that we told her we were putting her to bed.  We buried her in the sand up to her neck, she looked at us and said "could I have another drink, I don't seem to be able to move".  She opened her mouth and MsS poured in a little of her drink.  Spar ask Harley do you know you are buried in sand,  Harley started laughing and said no she wasn't she was in bed, Now that is drunk!! Luv said we better get her to her real bed before something bites her in the sand so we all started digging her out after we had taken pictures.  We brushed her off and........

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    LUV handed her another mangorita.....What!??  Its been awhile since we've seen Harley SHE deserves it.  Harley's eyes popped out of her head as she looked at the squirrel as she stumbled towards the creature trying to give him a little sombrero.  Spar said, what is she ......

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    doing now.  We all went back to the bus and found a place to sleep because in the morning we were going to.......

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008
  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008

    Goin to go find Julz. She had called LUV that mornin & she told her she was having an awful time back home in Gettysburg Battling a bunch of spraying skunks in her back yard! She just had to get away from it all & calgon was not doing it for her. Julz knew she came to the right place when she found a guy running around the beach yelling " The wild senoritas took my little one. Oh My poor little one is gone!" Cry ! Those wild senoritas were really surprised that Julz finally decided to join them. That they all decided to......

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    scream! "JulZ! Its you... finally!"

    Well this calls for a drink! Spar was explaining it was 6:00 am so LUV said, Mimosas it is!Mimosas by Grace

    After all we have Spar,Candie,TC, MissS,Harley,NbN,LUV,& JulZ that ought to be enough to open a bottle of crystal!  We popped a cork and...

  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited June 2008

    continued to drink to our fantastic friendships. So where to we go from here? We all want to travel the countryside and get into as much fun trouble that we can. Harley has been drinking so much, she wants to go back to sleep. Oh, no, Harley...no sleeping now!! We have to...

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    make a quick pit stop back to Mexico, because the nice officer that TC smooched just happened to be NED!!!  H-E-L-L-O!!  We all need a little more of NED in our lives.   Shaking Harley awake now cuz she does not want to miss this!   MissS puts on her hottest outfit, while Luv decides that those 2 miles a day warrant a teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.  Spar is trying to maintain her composure but Naughty, Candie and  Julz convince her to let go and embrace NED too!

    Okay, now that NED has lipstick smooches to last a lifetime and we have  (just that) ... a lifetime, we head off into the sunset rockin' to the tunes of Bon Jovi (sorry, I can't help myself) and venture to...

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ... the darn dam thing went flying into Pachacha's (He-he... find the meaning of Pachacha!) eye!

      Poor dog... what are we suppose to do?!?!  It's 6AM, in Mexico and we need to find...

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...Cancun... party town.

     This is what Harley was lOOking like that fine morning!!!!  Does she clean up good or what?!

    And man oh man... all those hot Picachu tomales in Cancun were going gu-gu-ga-ga over...

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2008

    Harley's sweet smile! She was pouring it on, too!  She was still swaying to Bon Jovi and dreaming about NED.

    "C'mon Harley, let's go to the beach!" the rest of us urged. "The waves are calling our names and Candi rented a couple of jetskis for us!!"

    "Wooohoo!!!" we all yelled as we headed out.

  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited June 2008

    Bouncing on those waves on the jetskis...what fun we are having. Almost a couple of crashes as we recklessly drive them all through the waves. I have to admit, I am a lil nervous as I can't swim...but having so much fun!!! Oh gosh, we forgot to use our sunscreen...oh who gives a crap! FUN is the name of the game.

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008
    ... one wearing the yellow polka dot ... Thats right my friend...and LUV's 2 mile a day is every bit worth the effort to look THIS good!  We were bouncing so much that LUV's "boobalisious" fell out....so instead of looking for shells we went on a boob scavenger hunt. Wouldn't be the first time)  So NbN improvised and gave her a......
  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008
     a coconut bra!  Wow!  Between Luv and Harley, we gals got it goin' on!  lol   Now, that Luv is put back together, we jump back on the bus and look for the nearest restraunt for some of those hot tamales and of course margaritas.    Oops...when taking a head count back on the bus, MissS was nowhere to be found.  Spar ran back down on the beach and saw MissS...
  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ... just ing away!!!!!!!!

    Ladies: STOP... the restaurant idea... we have to save MissS!

    Candie: Grab the...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Life jackets and lets go.  We all swam out and saved MissS, she had fallen asleep on the tube and was drifting out to sea, she also was so sunburned.  She needed a cool shower and an alovera rub.  MissS was so hungry though she said lets get back to the restaurant, I need some of that spicy food to go with my spicy breastfriends.  We are all so beautiful and attracted attention wherever we went.  After we ate we got back on the adventure bus and headed to padre island, texas.  We were going to enjoy more beaches and make more new friends, away we..........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...were in Padre Island, TX when a bunch of

     headed our way!!!!  OMG, what to do next?!?!  We are just a bunch of beautiful boobylicious girls having a lot of fun...  how should we face these "bachelors"?!

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